Forget about the fact that water weighs 8.33 pounds per gallon. You're an entrepreneur with thousands of gallons of water on your roof. Open a swimming pool, start a fish hatchery, do something. You have a gold mine over your head.
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Your foam roof bubbled up and you thought, "I'll hire the same guy to fix it".
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Don't tell me - The guy who mows your grass forgot his ladder.
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A flat roof repair kit. It doesn't come with the roof. You have to buy it yourself the next day. Oh, and the labor is on you also.
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The flat roof didn't work so they tried foam. The foam didn't work so they tried more foam. Looks like the tarp isn't working either.
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The storm is over, the flat roof blew off, the Standing Seam roof stayed in place. Which roof would you like to have?
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These are not on the endangered species list. You find them on every flat roof. They're called "Buckets of Tar".
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It may be a small tree now but soon it will reduce your energy bill by providing shade for a large portion of your roof. That's called energy efficiency in the flat roofing business.
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Even flat roofers know that sloped metal will get the water away from your building. They just don't install it correctly.
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There is nothing more beautiful than a flat roof in the fall - Only flat roofers get this view.
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Think it through. Do you really think another bucket of tar will fix the problem?
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Here is a nice new Standing Seam Metal Roof By BRB Roofing. Look what the poor people all around it are stuck with.
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Standing Seam metal roofing verses flat roofing. You decide.
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Don't blame the flat roofer. You're the one who bought his sales pitch on foam roofing.
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If you are lonely and need someone to talk to, have a flat roof installed. The flat roofer will constantly be over to patch the leaks and you'll have a new friend!
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We keep trying to tell people, "FLATtery" will get you nowhere.
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